1. ‘Blanket burrito girl’
-I was confused how this search brought them to my blog until I googled it myself and this popped up. It now makes perfect sense.
-I would better understand if the search that brought them to my blog was ‘self-tanner gone wrong’
(sorry I can’t seem to get my self-tanner picture to go any bigger but let’s just all agree that I went a little overboard, you should have seen my hands—> orange.com)
3. “the boy” related: “who is hungry runner girl’s the man” “hungry runner girl boyfriend 2015” “he hungry runner”
-I would fill you in more on the people that I date if I could actually be in a steady relationship for longer than 7 weeks without freaking out.
-To the 53 people that googled the word marriage and were directed to blog posts from when I used to be married—> DO NOT TAKE ANY OF MY ADVICE. Clearly, it won’t end well;) (PS I’m just kidding around)
5. ‘how to date’
-Once again, HRG is probably not your best resource for this.
-I’m guessing approximately 5,321 posts of mine popped up with pictures of a cup full of gummy bears/chocolate/froyo/marshmallows when they googled froyo. I never want to know how much money I have spent over the years on froyo.
7. ‘Skinny Runner’
-I miss her blog dearly but she still instagrams!
8. ‘Brooke’s name?’
9. ‘Sub 3:00’
-Don’t worry, there will come a day when I can actually write about that from experience.
-I watch Scrubs while wearing bright pink scrubs. PS If any of you have connections to Zach Braff (JD in Scrubs) just let him know that I am free Friday night.
11. ‘Is craving cheese pizza and sushi a pregnant craving?’
-I sure hope not because both of those things sound ridiculously good to me right now.
12. ‘mom’s phone number’
-Sorry, my mom didn’t feel comfortable with me posting her phone number.
13. ‘most hated gummies’
-Okay, I love ranking candy so I’m going to go ahead and play. Most hated gummies—> sugar-free gummy bears, gumdrops and gummy orange slices are positively the worst.
14. “Why did HRG use a different color for each paragraph that she wrote back when she first started blogging?”
-Okay, I am the one that googled this one. It actually makes my eyes spasm now when I go back to old posts and see how many different colors I used in each post. I was probably eating skittles while writing my posts. Now I just do crazy colors for my questions at the end of my post… baby steps.
-When I picture what H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks is like I imagine that it is full of fire with no sugar or diet coke and everyone there has giardia. That little parasite was probably the most painful thing that I have ever experienced.
16. ‘Hungry runner girl going away party’
-You guys can’t get rid of me that easily, I am here to blog permanently.
17. ‘blogs like hungry runner girl’
-Seriously, I’m not going anywhere.
18. ‘how to run 800m repeats without getting tired?’
-don’t do them.
19. ‘S’mores bars hungry runner girl’
–These have been my most googled recipe by FAR!
20. ‘Blogging tips’
-I haven’t changed the look of my blog since the beginning (aka 5 years) and I overshare my life each day… maybe I’m not the best person to ask.
21. ‘I was running naked’
22. ‘can we drink a lot of milk before jogging?’
-Please let me know how that went for you.
23. ‘can you live off ice cream’
-I’m living proof.
24. ‘girls with big bicep videos’
-Nothing to see here.
25. ‘does marathon training at high altitude require twice as much food and drink than at sea level?’
-I’m living proof part 2.
26. ‘girl running in mini dress’
-yeah, so I haven’t tried that.
.2 ‘how does a female runner deal with her period’
-I personally cry a lot, watch Parenthood reruns and eat a lot of chocolate for 5 days straight.
Bloggers—> any funny/awesome google searches that have brought people to your blog?
What gummy candies do you think are the worst?
Have you ever tried any recipes from my blog? Did you like ‘em?
What foods have you been craving lately?