26.2 Google searches that brought people to HRG #3

Round #3 of google searches that brought people on over to my blog!  You can see the 1st and 2nd edition HERE and HERE

1.  ‘Blanket burrito girl’

-I was confused how this search brought them to my blog until I googled it myself and this popped up.  It now makes perfect sense.  

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2.  ‘self-tanner’

-I would better understand if the search that brought them to my blog was ‘self-tanner gone wrong’

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(sorry I can’t seem to get my self-tanner picture to go any bigger but let’s just all agree that I went a little overboard, you should have seen my hands—> orange.com)

3.  “the boy”  related: “who is hungry runner girl’s the man” “hungry runner girl boyfriend 2015” “he hungry runner”

-I would fill you in more on the people that I date if I could actually be in a steady relationship for longer than 7 weeks without freaking out. 

4.  ‘marriage’

-To the 53 people that googled the word marriage and were directed to blog posts from when I used to be married—>  DO NOT TAKE ANY OF MY ADVICE.  Clearly, it won’t end well;)  (PS I’m just kidding around)

5.  ‘how to date’

-Once again, HRG is probably not your best resource for this.   

6.  ‘froyo’

-I’m guessing approximately 5,321 posts of mine popped up with pictures of a cup full of gummy bears/chocolate/froyo/marshmallows when they googled froyo.  I never want to know how much money I have spent over the years on froyo.  

7.  ‘Skinny Runner’

-I miss her blog dearly but she still instagrams!

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8.  ‘Brooke’s name?’

-Hmmmmmmm.

9.  ‘Sub 3:00’

-Don’t worry, there will come a day when I can actually write about that from experience.

10.  ‘Scrubs’

-I watch Scrubs while wearing bright pink scrubs.  PS If any of you have connections to Zach Braff (JD in Scrubs) just let him know that I am free Friday night.  

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11.  ‘Is craving cheese pizza and sushi a pregnant craving?’

-I sure hope not because both of those things sound ridiculously good to me right now.  

12.  ‘mom’s phone number’

-Sorry, my mom didn’t feel comfortable with me posting her phone number.

13.  ‘most hated gummies’

-Okay, I love ranking candy so I’m going to go ahead and play.  Most hated gummies—> sugar-free gummy bears, gumdrops and gummy orange slices are positively the worst.

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14.  “Why did HRG use a different color for each paragraph that she wrote back when she first started blogging?”

-Okay, I am the one that googled this one.  It actually makes my eyes spasm now when I go back to old posts and see how many different colors I used in each post.  I was probably eating skittles while writing my posts.   Now I just do crazy colors for my questions at the end of my post… baby steps.

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15.  ‘Giardia’

-When I picture what H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks is like I imagine that it is full of fire with no sugar or diet coke and everyone there has giardia.  That little parasite was probably the most painful thing that I have ever experienced. 

16.  ‘Hungry runner girl going away party’

-You guys can’t get rid of me that easily, I am here to blog permanently.

17.  ‘blogs like hungry runner girl’

-Seriously, I’m not going anywhere.

18.  ‘how to run 800m repeats without getting tired?’

-don’t do them.  

19.  ‘S’mores bars hungry runner girl’

These have been my most googled recipe by FAR!  

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20.  ‘Blogging tips’

-I haven’t changed the look of my blog since the beginning (aka 5 years) and I overshare my life each day…  maybe I’m not the best person to ask.

21.  ‘I was running naked’

-Details please.  

22.  ‘can we drink a lot of milk before jogging?’

-Please let me know how that went for you.

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23.  ‘can you live off ice cream’

-I’m living proof.

24.  ‘girls with big bicep videos’

-Nothing to see here.  

25.  ‘does marathon training at high altitude require twice as much food and drink than at sea level?’

-I’m living proof part 2.

26.  ‘girl running in mini dress’

-yeah, so I haven’t tried that.

.2  ‘how does a female runner deal with her period’

-I personally cry a lot, watch Parenthood reruns and eat a lot of chocolate for 5 days straight. 

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Bloggers—>  any funny/awesome google searches that have brought people to your blog?

What gummy candies do you think are the worst?

Have you ever tried any recipes from my blog?  Did you like ‘em?

What foods have you been craving lately? 

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My favorite so far…”peeing yourself”. For the record, I haven’t peed myself!
I hate sour gummy candies.
Craving: watermelon and pineapple!

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Gummy orange slices are the worst. They aren’t even really gummy-like, they just get stuck in your teeth immediately.

I made your s’mores bars recipe to bring to work for a birthday party. I took none home. Clearly no one liked them. ;)

I’m craving french fries lately. And strawberries. I should probably go with the strawberries.

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Bahahaha- this list is amazing. But seriously, if you could tell me how to run 800 repeats without getting tired… I think I’d give you a leg. Oh wait, then I couldn’t do them.

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I don’t know how to see this information on my blog. I do see traffic sources, but they don’t have search results. Please share!

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I’m not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing but the number one search that people use to find my blog is ‘pee your pants while running’.

I can’t help it, I live in Clearwater, my bladder lives in Key West.

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Thank you. That was hilarious.

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I sometimes wonder if i’m the only male reading this blog …… ;)

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Guess you need to start pulling you weight in Google searches then ;)

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I will! FYI this is my go-to running blog

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If this was a Facebook comment would “like” it.

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Funny post! I think people’s searches are pretty entertaining. I actually met Zach Braff while at his movie premier in San Diego for Garden State. My friend and I got a picture with him too although I was super star struck and couldn’t say anything. LOL!

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Gummy life savers. Why do they even exist??

I eat cottage cheese and grapes because of you and that, my friend, is a lot to thank you for.

#15 made me laugh out loud. But seriously, no bueno.

I loved scrubs and used to watch it while running on the treadmill way back when…like when Anna was a baby, which is crazy. Zach Braff used to date Shiri Appleby (who is the main character from Roswell) and that is your 6 degrees of roswell for the day. My mind holds lots of us less information like that.

I made 7 layer bars Tuesday night for ross to take to a meeting Wednesday. They smelled so good while baking and I have wanted one ever since.

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Haha these are great!

I am the same way about dating, by the way! When ever I go past date #2 it is a victory!!!

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I’m in this club, too!

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I really enjoyed this post from you Janae because I felt like your sense of humor shined through! HA, some of them are downright hilarious…you have inspired me to see what has brought people to my blog recently.

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Gummy vitamins are the worst becaue you can only eat a couple every day.

My favorite gummy candy is cinnamon bears.

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Love your list!!
Sugar free and orange gummies are terrible.
I am craving granola!! In fact, I think I’ll go and make some… :)

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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha these posts are my FAVORITE. .2 was definitely the one I relate with the most.

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Cinnamon gummies and watermelon gummies make me cringe. Also not a fan of gummy bears… they are TOO gummy to me. My favorites include Swedish fish (the best) and sour patch kids (the red ones to be specific).

I once tried to take vitamin C gummies and couldn’t do it… so orange ones are probably a no- go for me, too.

I am currently craving a big old salmon ceasar salad and a diet coke. Or pizza or Mexican… but I always crave those things. Instead of satisfying my cravings tonight, I’m having an egg white scramble with green pepper, spinach and ham. I’m trying to cut out the DC :( womp womp.

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You. Are. Hilarious.

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Haha I love these! And I also love those orange slice candies, I do not think they’re the worst! ;)

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Those are so funny. The things that people Google just amaze me. I think black gum drops or jelly beans are the worst (does that count?) I have made your s’mores bars and every time I do my friends love me for making them and then hate me when they can’t stop eating them. They really are kind of the best thing ever. I have been craving steak but I always crave steak so I have it a few times per week.

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Someone find my blog searching “brownie bitch,” which actually seemed pretty appropriate. Also “food guilt”

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hahaha those are great! I’ll have to look into my google searches….

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LOVE this list! I love catching your afternoon posts the last hour I have work!

I love all gummies except for sugar-free ones. Are chocolate covered cinnamon bears gummies- I have never heard of them til I read your post and I’ve always been curious as to what they are. Maybe it’s a regional thing?

I’ve been eating a lot more sweet potatoes with BBQ sauce and salads in general since I started reading your blog! I’ve been making a taco salad lately that is the best! Greens, crumbled beef cooked with onions, peppers and corn, plus spicy salsa and guac with some chips broken up and sprinkled on top. I could eat it everyday.

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This hilarious. I was just looking at one of your old posts and it did hurt my eyes a little to read all the different colors. I’m glad you stopped that. ;)

One of my google searches has been running in the wind.

My least favorite candy is black licorice and candy peanuts. YUCK.

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My grandmother used to love the orange gummy slices. We used to put it in her stocking every year for Christmas. I personally hate toffee candy, except when used in heath bar cookies!

I love when you do the google searches. I’ll admit to using one to see if you ever mentioned who “the boy” was. Also, you know you can see who searches within your blog? All you have to do is put hungryrunnergirl.com: whatever you wish to search for and everything from your blog with pop up.

Glad you’re not going away! I’ve been a reader since you found out you were pregnant and now you’re my favorite blogger. I always admire how you handle controversy and criticism plus I like hearing about your day! That and your daughter has the best name ever!

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These are hilarious! The most common search that brings people to my blog is “single.”

Ok, any gummy candy that is sugar-free should be outlawed. Period.

I’ve been craving strawberries lately, which is really weird, because I hardly ever eat them. But I bought some yesterday that are so juicy and SO.GOOD.

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Oooh you know how much I love these!

Okay, my latest and greatest:
“runners perfect ass” -> well, thank you!
“lunch hour quickie” -> I think we’re talking about different things buddy.
“beach beckons” -> you’ve come to the right place, I practically live there. :)

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The WORST gummy candies are any that aren’t sour and coated with sugar. If the roof of my mouth isn’t bleeding when I’m done, they weren’t worth it.

I’ve been dying to try some of your sweet potato creations!

Currently craving softball-sized apples like a crazy person.

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I think #8 is preeety much a classic. ::shakeshead::

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Search terms are my favorite. These are great!

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Bahah these are the best. My personal favorite is the naked running one.

It reminds me of the scene from old school with Frank the Tank, “WE’RE GOING STREAKING….GOING UP TO THE QUAD AND AROUND TO THE GYMNASIUM”….”Frank, get in the car.”

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I love Orange Gummy Slices but not really. When I was growing up, my Mom always had a bag in the car that she would snack on. They weren’t very good but as a kid any candy is good candy. Plus after two Orange Gummy Slices, they become addicting and you can’t put them away. Now as an adult, sometimes when I am having an epic bad day, I’ll run over to the gas station and get myself a bag of Orange Gummy Slices. They always seem to make me feel better, almost like a hug from my Mom… but they still don’t really taste all that great.

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My search terms are so boring! I periodically go in to see what people have been searching but I’m still waiting for some classic ones like you have here.

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Do you follow Zach Braff on Instagram?! He’s the best! I’m way too obsessed with scrubs, too

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Love that show. So funny.

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This is hilarious!

I agree with a poster above about lifesaver gummies. Yuck. Spice drops are a waste of gummy as well. My favorite gummies ever are the red, pink and white hearts that Brach’s used to make for Valentine’s day. I get sad every February that they’re no longer made.

Those s’mores bars look amazeballs. I love your cinnamon roll recipe. My boyfriend is allergic to milk and in love with cinnamon rolls so they make him very happy (I use vegan butter and nut milk for the filling and the frosting).

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I think orange slices are delicious! I don’t know if I can keep you on my imaginary friend list after finding out that you think they’re the worst. I’m seriously choosing to be offended here. ;)

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OMG, I am dying! These are hysterical!

I finally found someone else who likes Scrubs!?!? That show, seriously. I could quote so many oddly funny snippets, but I won’t embarrass myself.

So, I can’t claim to know Zach Braff , BUT…one of my friends dated him in high school. He went to school in the neighboring town.
Also, the actor who played Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) grew up in the town I grew up in (and currently live in), but he was older than me so I never crossed paths with him.

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Hilarious!

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hahahah ahh these are some of my favorite posts.!!! soo stinkin random and funny.
I don’t even know how to find that list on the blog.?? I’m helpless. lol
and I sooo want that smores treat. Looks amazing.!! like I would eat the whole pan if I could

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I actually crave gummy orange slices!

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Love reading these! So funny! And your answers are even better!
I have decided to start eating more salads and bake more so will definitely try out salads from your post the other day. Can’t wait!

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These are hilarious!!! How did you track all of them?

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“Pregnant ab workouts” is a search that brought people to my blog. Random because I don’t think you should do an workouts while pregnant and I definitely didn’t!

I hate any kind of sour gummies!

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I was laughing the whole time while reading this! So funny to see what people Google to get to your blog and sometimes I wonder how on earth my blog comes up when people Google the weirdest stuff! Those s’mores bars look insanely delicious, I need to bake those asap:)

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Oh my gosh, you brought me those s’more bars after I had Ruby! I cannot believe I forgot about them! Now that I know where to find the recipe I think I’m going to have to make these!

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I get a small fraction of the hits your blog gets, but my biggest google search term is “maple syrup for ultra runners.”
The neatest thing that happened from my blog was that I was able to find the guy whom I sat next to on the bus to Boston. I mentioned the company he works for, and that company’s “social media scanners” found my blog and pointed him to me! So cool!
I’ve never met a gummy I didn’t like.

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these are hilarious! love these posts.

self tanner… we’ve all been there. I used to use the old school super crappy kind and I remember it sticking to my eyebrows and orangely accentuating them. yikes.

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Well this was the most entertaining blog post I’ve read in a while! LOVE!

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I’m a little embarrassed but I seriously have tried 99% of the recipes you’ve posted! Haha they are awesome. I love off your chicken chili and mom’s lasagna. The smores bars and hot fudge dessert and pretzels you used to make a bunch are also at the top!

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haha!! Janae I totally ran in to Zack Braff while at a froyo joint in St Pete FL! Hows that for a perfect combo for ya?! Got a pic then every time Scrubs was on I’d be liked yeah…I know him…..wanna see a pic? So annoying. But yeah, if I see him again I’ll see if he’s available for ya ;)

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Janae, this cracked me up! I love your sense of humor! And your blog too :)

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Just so you know, your responses to the search terms are SO spot on. Loved this!

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Have you read the haribo sugar free gummy bears reviews on Amazon? Honestly it is a pour your self a bowl of regular gummy bears and sit back and enjoy the reading situation. The reviews are absolutely hilarious.

I have not found out what google searches might lead someone to my blog but then it is primarily just for friends and family. I gave birth in a parking lot (not on purpose) so that might lead someone to my blog as my title is shooting out the boo in the parking lot. I did google giving birth in a parking lot and I feel less alone now!

Food cravings go to my skinny 4 year old who eats constantly. She loves to bake and had us making cupcakes today with nutella and almond butter butter cream icing. Her idea, and it was an awesome one. We did not have icing so she pulled out Nutella and Almond butter. Future baker.

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So funny.
“Pizza and orange juice”. Um, that just sounds nasty together and I won’t endorse that combo.
“Lost my appetite for peanut butter”. That has NEVER happened to me and probably never will, so…

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These are hilarious! I mean… ‘Brooke’s name?’

What? Who Google’s that? So confusing!

Would definitely like the details on “I was running naked” Another one I’m not sure I would Google even if I did it!

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This was hilarious! Thanks for making me smile on a day that’s been a little rocky. You’re awesome, girl :)

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Hey Amanda! I’m so sorry that today has been a rough one. I hope tomorrow goes much better!

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Haha! These are funny. How did you find out how they found you? Google analytics? I would be interested to know how people have found me.

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Im having the worst day. But you made it so much better. Mostly just because now I’m grateful I don’t have giardia! Mostly kidding. Thanks again.

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Stephanie, I hope your day is getting better and better:) Yeah. Please avoid giardia at all costs

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I am laughing out loud at “Brooke’s name” That one is hilarious!
Also, I have never had s’mores, and I think my first trial should be with your recipe!

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This is so funny. Best. Post. Ever.

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this is great : )
I really don’t like those peach ring gummies or sour patch kids, and I know it’s because I loved them so much as a kid I just overdid it!

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Wow! These are crazy hilarious! Some of my very favorite of all your posts – and that’s saying something!!

Running naked … or in a mini dress?? A little confusing for sure, but very funny! Since my blog is “Java” and Sole (like coffee and running) I get a lot of lost wanna-be computer peeps looking for information on Java programming :)

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Laughing so hard. These are great! I’m always searching weird things and never thought about how people can see them. Oops!

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This seriously made me laugh out loud on several occasions. Particularly the 800m repeat one. Solid advice on your part, that trick works for me too :-)

Also please never stop blogging. After finding your blog about 8 months ago reading it has become one of my favorite parts of the day. seriously. Don’t go anywhere.

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these are my favorite posts. haha…always a good laugh.

Ps. never stop blogging.

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You can Thank me and all my peeps for #19. I currently have a batch of lovely smores bars in my kitchen. My 10 yo is so good at Making those. It’s also the most pinned pin on my pinterest board, all credit back to u.
Oh and Ive tried the chicken cream cheese chili, cottage cheese and grapes and jelly on my grilled cheese cuz of u. All are delicious. Thank you;
All of your salads look so yummy too.

Worst candy is black licorice. I want to love it but I just cant.

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Wow! I needed a good laugh and this post had me dying!

Seriously, my boyfriend is in the other room and asked me twice while I was reading this if I was okay. :)

My latest food craving has been sushi. Yum!

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Lol!!!! You are awesome!

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You are hilarious! My blog had only one. “Laugh until your belly hurts” but when I googled it I couldn’t see how it gets to my blog. I probably stole a pic or something unblogical.

Men are wack. I totally understand the 7 week thing. Before my second tragedy (marriage) I was a 6 weeker. Obviously I have regressed.

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I came across your blog as I googled a review for a Brooks Running shoe, the Ravenna.
I’d never owned Brooks before and had always used Asics. Have been running in Brooks ever since (18months now) and LOVE LOVE LOVE them. Have owned 5 pairs and my favourites are the Glycerin 12. Even did my first marathon in April in them.

Live in Australia and have been following you ever since. LOVE your blog and your awesome attitude on life and of course your gorgeous side kick the Brookers!

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THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY—> I am so glad that you love your Glycerins and Brooks in general:) Congrats on your first marathon Nicole! Thanks girl and have a fabulous weekend!

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gosh i love you. thanks for being so real and funny and AWESOME! xoxooxox!!!

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I LOVE it when bloggers put up these posts :D Very entertaining

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I made a variation of your healthy nachos recipe the other night and it was FANTASTIC.
Ha, I love what people have searched. Maybe I should have googled “Thanks for the great salad recipe Hungry Runner Girl” instead of commenting here….

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haha! I so wish I could remember how I first stumbled upon HungryRunnerGirl but now it’s been too long! Janae your blog seriously has the most amazing and positive vibe no matter the content of the post. I always leave feeling uplifted. Thank you for writing and writing so often :)

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Funny post! Giardia…10 days of the doctor telling me I had a “virus” and asking me “are you sure you haven’t visited a 3rd world country or have been on a cruise ship” conversation…15 pounds in 10 days.. I had been trying to lose those LAST 10 POUNDS for two years…HORRIBLE! After I found out what it was, I googled you blog again! HA! Apparently Kansas lake water is the same as that of a 3rd world country??? Love yoru blog by the way: found it when I googled how to run a half marathon four years ago…(I googled it 2 weeks before the race because I trained by myself and didn’t know anyone who had ran one and had only been running for 6 months!) I live on the edge like that :)

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My best google Results are:
crock pot d4cb1 – I don’t know what the numbers mean
german beef olive – I have a german roulade recipe but this just reads funny
ginger the one i love – I’m Loved?
lovely clear and sweet vegetarian chili – Again Reads wierd
my ankle sprain blog – I have a food blog how does this relate?

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The “Don’t do them” part about 800’s just made me laugh out loud.

These are awesome.

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Some of those were hysterical. But someone looking for your mom’s number is kind of weirdo behavior.

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Can you please post the s’mores bars recipe? :) Sounds like I need to make them with my daughters this weekend!!!

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hahaha you are too funny! “You guys can’t get rid of me that easily”

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I tried your taco soup recipe and my family loves it!

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Too funny! I’ve had a lot of ‘ginger runner’ searches lead to my blog. I love seeing search terms pop up.

I don’t really like any gummy candies – weird I know. Occasionally, I get a huge craving for them and binge eat them for a night though :)

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Haha I love this list, and that you looked it up!

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Scrubs is so funny (except for the last season that was more of a spin-off. That was a waste of time)!
Gummy oranges are the WORST! My dad loves them though. I still love him, though. ;-)
What is Giardia? I’m afraid to google it.

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I just laughed outloud so hard at some of these. You are hysterical!

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I love when you do these, and I love reading my own. My favorites lately are probably the amount of people getting to my blog googling lyrics to the OC theme song (“california here we come right back where we started from”) and “fitness terms that start with t”

For what it’s worth, I can’t think of ANY fitness terms that start with t.

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The smores recipe is hands down one of the best things I have ever made!Thank you so much for that!

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Hahaha you’re so funny! Love your responses to all the web searches.

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so funny! I am craving chocolate milk after seeing your picture of it! And pineapple too!

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This is fantastic, had me laughing out loud ;)

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I LOVE when you do these posts!!!

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Hilarious! Thanks for the Friday morning laughs. And glad you are not going anywhere!!

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janae this made me laugh!! thank you for making my crummy day better :) Hmm well I love string cheese and pretzels and grapes and CC now bc of you, but i did try the peaches and cream recipe you and meaghan posted a while back. it was SO GOOD but too good and i ended up throwing it away because i would eat so much of it at one time haha.

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Sorry the dating isn’t sticking. The guy with the camping/beach/sunset picnic – I can’t remember but it had looked like a romantic surprise. I thought he would last.
Don’t worry. I’m not doing so well in that arena myself. It gets better… or so I keep telling myself.

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I love that someone found my blog by searching, “Things fall into place when you believe”…

…not so sure about “cuddle me I’m cold” lol

Have been going through a breakup this week and have found myself finding a lot of strength through you. Thank you.

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Your eyelashes are incredible! What mascara do you use?!

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Well, crud….this was supposed to go on your next post….the one with the laughing gas selfie.

Still, I wanna know how you get your lashes so long and pretty!!

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I’m sure she will answer you, but she has eyelash extensions :)

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These are seriously so funny! I have read your blog for years now and have loved all of these!!! :)

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