The workout this morning did not happen (you will see why in tangent one) but I did go for a 2 mile walk with my health class (I always find it funny to teach them about getting up and moving more when they are sitting in the desk so we walk around to different areas and then stop and talk about the benefits of exercise). I did make Billy sign a paper that he has to help me get out the door to yoga tonight because I always feel so much better afterwards!!
1. Boys once again you probably don’t want to read this tangent.
This is what it feels like to be a girl? Holy CRAP!?!
Good News best friends (hey, people asked to keep them updated after THIS POST) I hit puberty at the ripe old age of 25.
I want to rip my uterus out (and I think I have a pretty high tolerance…..180 miles of running on a femoral stress fracture…..or is that just stupidity, okay maybe both).
Stupid lessons in life I am learning…..I guess I will have more sympathy for my PE girls when they say they have ‘cramps’ instead of telling them to man up and run faster.
The only thing that sounds somewhat tolerable today is hot chocolate, a Hershey’s bar, and a loaf of french bread dipped into ranch.
Don’t feel bad for me because 8 Midol’s later and I am feeling back to myself again, except I will find a loaf of bread and ranch and I will eat it with a smile.
Guess what….I am INCREDIBLY thankful for this little monthly present. What a HUGE BLESSING!!!
2. I made my students put their coins together and search the entire car today for my .48 cent ice cream cone from the grocery store during drivers ed. I may have even made them run into the store while I sat in the car timing them to see how long it would take them……if less than 2 minutes, they got an A in my class. To bad it took them three minutes.
It looked just like the one in this picture (plus approximately 32 ounces), a twist in a cake cone. That is all I need to be happy, oh and my Billy:)
3. I am going to the doctor today to get an x-ray. Um, is it weird that I start getting anxious and shakey hands just thinking about it. I want to hear so badly that I should be good to go really soon and that my bones are healing wonderfully because of all the calcium from ice cream I am eating but at the same time I am scared to death to hear him give me a length of time that I am not going to like.
Does my hair look lighter?!?! I got it done for free. You too can have a greenish tint to your hair for free by just going to the local Gold’s Gym and swimming in their 99% chlorine pool.
When I get anxious I pick at my split ends. It is a bad habit but I hate to admit that it is a fun game for me to find the most split ends on a single hair. Should I tell you the record…..don’t think any less of me okay? Nine on one strand of hair. Now that is talent people.
And just for fun……..
Can you guess how long have I had this Costco jar of peanut butter that has 42 servings (please note, Billy and I have separate jars)? I have to use a knife to get the goods out because my hand can no longer reach the pb.
TELL ME SOME TANGENTS ABOUT YOU!!!!!
Do you get cramps? What do you do to make them feel better?
-I am pretty sure that crawling into my bed after the doctor’s with a hot chocolate (Utah is still freezing) and season 5 of the Hills will make it all better. That and a foot massage from Billy.
Do you have any nervous habits?
-Chewing gum and picking at my hair.