Be prepared for at least 48 grammatical/spelling errors compared to the normal 20 errors per post because…….
my head hurts.
Possible reasons for headache:
-Eating 52 ounces of fro-yo for dinner last night (don’t even try to do the math @ .33 cents per ounce). Dang, I bet an ice cream hangover is worse than the real thing.
-Cutting my tongue as I was licking every last drop out of my yogurt container this morning.
-Directly followed by double fisting chocolate and strawberry milk from the cafeteria. I don’t really like milk loaded with sugar but I just drank them purely for the calcium….nothing to do with the fact that everything tastes better with large amounts of chocolate.
-A student kept asking the most AWKWARD questions during my health lesson today (yes, we are in the sex ed unit). Poor bubble children in Utah county.
-While teaching spin this morning I played “The Show Goes On” a little too loud and blasted part of my ear drums out.
-It is raining and the coldness in the air has put my brain on shut down and my neurons are rebelling and causing pain.
No ibuprofen for this chicka. I don’t know why, but my doc said ‘NO’ to me taking painkillers….probably because he knows that if I did I would probably think my femurs were whole again and try to run 15 miles with a ginormous smile on my face.
Just got to tough it out.
Possible natural remedies:
-Eat a nutrient packed lunch (made my students search the school for a can opener. I am a great teacher.)
This is called the ‘Billy, we need to go grocery shopping ASAP because I just roasted the last of any produce in our house and threw it in a wrap and called it lunch’ creation.
-Head massage from Billy (this is not a hint honey but more of a command).
-Going to bed at 7 p.m. instead of the normal 8 p.m.
-Watching the Biggest Loser and Modern Family on Hulu. Those shows are the cure-alls for everything.
Are you going to miss Jillian on the Biggest Loser?
-YES, I absolutely love her and I don’t think it will be the same without her but of course I will still be addicted to it.
Since my dairy intake has been at an all time high….what is your favorite form of dairy?
-Greek Yogurt and maybe if I didn’t spend $12 a day on fro-yo I could afford the dang stuff.
How do you get rid of headaches? Do you get them often? Have you ever had a migraine?
-No migraine here and I probably get a headache every other month or so.