Please enjoy the exact dialouge from lunchtime today with my BIL that is 16 years old:
Jimmy walks into the kitchen and says, “WOW….Janae, have you been to cullinary arts school? Your salad looks better than any restaurant I have ever been to. I NEED to have one of those ASAP. P.S. Janae, thank you for being the best sister-in-law I could ever ask for. I really look up to your amazing robot dancing skills, all-around awesomeness, ability to not shower for days and sense-of-humor; because of that I will give you my iphone because you no longer have one and my debit card for you to spend all of my money on running shoes.”
Janae says, “Why, yes Jimmy, I would love to help you make a beautiful salad full of nutrients and happiness even though I am busy lesson planning for the upcoming school year (okay, I admit the part about lesson planning is the ONE and ONLY lie from this whole post).”
So we chopped, we laughed and we rejoiced by eating our 3 lbs of produce. Too bad he had to have my other BIL help him finish it off. It takes a lot of practice to be able to fit that salad in.
I wish I could tell you that I have done anything productive besides watch the ‘After the Rose Ceremony’ and googling 1 million different cupcake recipes, but I haven’t.
Now, I am eating popsicleS (yes, that is plural, one is not enough) while watching SHARK WEEK.
And Billy is eating his Dreyer’s smoothie thingee. I keep telling him to go outside and get a little color but he won’t do it.
Don’t forget to check out my latest TRAINING POSTS!
Do you watch SHARK WEEK? Do shark’s scare you?
-For some reason they don’t, I find them really interesting and I love learning about them!
What is something PRODUCTIVE that you have done today?
If you were handed a debit card with $100 on it RIGHT NOW and had to spend it on something fun…..what would it be?
-Call me lame, but I would drive straight to TJ’s and buy a lot of fun food products and then use my own money to go buy another pair of running shoes.