Please help me. I need an intervention. When my friends want to go out to eat and everyone else is being indecisive I step up to the plate and plead for my salad mountain. I need to branch out, but it is just too hard. My salad mountain is = to your Whole Foods salad bar deliciousness.
*A peak into my weird mind.
Produce Mountain: Cottage cheese=Glacier. Goldfish (obviously fish swimming downstream). Edamame= tree line. Ham=people skiing. Grapes=brown bears. Pretzels=Mean fishermen’s nets that catch the fish. Cucumbers= the valley where the ham people build there million dollar cabins.
I really am sorry for showing these to you. Don’t worry, they are low-carb, 100% whole wheat, low-fat, only 20 calories and filled with 2 cups of spinach…I promise.
If you were wondering if I caved and washed my hair….the answer is no (obviously). I think this will be great incentive to go for a swim in the morning because then I am forced to wash it. I am sorry Paige and Pam for enduring dinner with a grease/gym clothes girl.
For dessert I wowed Billy with my swedish fish flying and catch routine. If you weren’t impressed by my candy eating skills before, you better be today. Look at the height on that baby. Do not ask if I have an atom’s apple.
There may have also been a spontaneous dance party (I am sitting in the backseat because I was too lazy to clean out all of my gym stuff from the front seat and made Billy sit up front by himself).
This is what I call the seatbelt dance. Try it, you will win a lot of friends and possibly a hot date. How do you think I scored Billy?
Anyone experiencing allergies right now?
-Yes, my eyeballs are so so itchy so I better keep my hands busy by typing more and more and more.
Do you like to dance?
-I have never had any formal training but when a beat comes on you better believe I pull out the sprinkler, the Carlton, the running man, moon-walk and MC Hammer’s best moves.
Do you have a favorite salad bar? Do you have a Whole Food’s close by? Trader Joes? Other specialty grocery store?
-No TJ’s, the closest Whole Food’s is 40 minutes north and I have never tried their salad bar….what am I missing out on?!?!
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO TODAY?
-A morning 3 miler….if the legs are feeling good. Either way I will swim too!