The centerpiece of our table is not a figment of your imagination. That is actual doughy goodness smeared with butter and garlic, twisted around a stick nearly two feet tall.
It is Billy-bop’s last week of night classes so I decided to celebrate by going out with my friends (Ash, Julia and Megs), laugh my head off, eat 4 lbs of produce (still not sure how my stomach handles that much fiber so gracefully) and create a dough baby in my belly.
It takes raw talent to eat that sucker without it all crumbling down.
The beautiful Samantha questioned my posts yesterday…..she noticed that I did not mention the season premeire of THE BACHELORETTE. My answer to such negligence….I didn’t know it started yesterday and you better believe my back end will be GLUED to the couch as I force Billy to make me popcorn and watch last night’s episode with me on Hulu. The only tv shows I have been watching recently are ‘Make it to Break it’ and ‘Chopped’ and they don’t really advertise for the classy show that the Bachelorette is, I have been in the dark.
Another reader, Sarah, is convinced that I am Amanda Bynes trying to hide my identity as Janae Jacobs. The kids I used to nanny for told me the same thing every day….what do you think? I don’t really know if I normally look like her but I do know that there is a resemblance when….
she makes cheesy facial expressions……
when she is stuffing her face with food…..
and when she is enjoying every bite of her ice cream………
F.Y.I. ‘She’s the Man’ was the best movie ever created.
Check out my amazing BFF’S GIVEAWAY for a RUNNER’S PHOTO SHOOT…..I am getting it done too when I don’t have to make Billy give me piggy back rides anymore. CLICK HERE!!!!
What actresses do you think are the prettiest?
-Eva Longoria, Jennifer Aniston, Felicity (don’t remember her real life name and I am too lazy to google it), Blake Lively, Sophia Bush, and RACHEL MCADAMS. Okay, I will be the first to admit, I have a problem.
Do you skip the bread at restaurants or dive head first into them? What restaurant has your favorite appetizers/bread basket?
-I think you know my answer to the first part. Cheesecake Factory and Outback both have phenomenal bread baskets! If anyone tells me in the comments how bad they are for you or how it is not okay to single-handedly eat the whole tub of honey butter that they bring you, we can no longer be bff’s.
Did you watch the Bachelorette? Are you going to? What did you think?
-Don’t worry Mom, I still read books and when my femurs are whole again I promise I will cut down on my TV obsession. P.S. I watched the BIggest Loser yesterday, HOLY COW they look AMAZING!!!