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I eat hills for breakfast…..

But it looks like the hills threw red paint all over my face, injected my cheeks with puffiness, dipped my hair into the ocean and spit me out into the locker room. P.S. It is cool to wear a purple shirt and blue shorts, I got dressed in the dark and I love me some … Continue Reading

Skittles, Soup and a Race

I think my Mother-In-Law knows me a little too well.  I got a package from her today with skittles (crazy core flavored, my favorite kind), a food magazine and a picture of an empty plate with a note written: “You’re Worst Nightmare.” After school yesterday I took a shower and washed those hair horns right … Continue Reading