I have been eating a few too many of these…..
because this happened…..
I sat down on the corner of the bed and the whole thing broke.
I wish I could say it was an old bed, but it is brand new.
I have officially heard every fat joke in the book by my brother-in-laws and husband oh yeah and my mother-in-law through in a few too.
Maybe I need to run 29 miles tomorrow.
P.S. Please know that I am kidding about the whole fat thing. I just think it is really fun to make fun of myself.
Have you ever broken anything by sitting on it?
-A few months ago I broke my parents stool too. It hurt my tailbone.
What are your New Year’s plans?
-We are chaperoning our Brother-In-Laws dance. I can’t wait to embarrass him muhahaha.