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Take that Quizno’s

They thought they could get away with making me pay 6 dollars at the airport for a sub the size of my iphone.  I stuck it to the man and ate at least five dollars worth of pickles from their condiments station.  (We filled those black cups in the background with pickles, jalepenos, banana peppers … Continue Reading

45 bites

How many l̶i̶c̶k̶s̶ bites does it take to get to the center of a̶ ̶t̶o̶o̶t̶s̶i̶e̶ ̶p̶o̶p̶ an apple the size of one’s head. -I counted, 45. Breakfast of champions: Honeycrisp apple and pretzels stolen from my in-laws before we left. Don’t mind the greasy hair, maybe I will wash it on Thursday. As I was getting ready … Continue Reading